No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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