the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
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