Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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