dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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