It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
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