Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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