I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Come share oat with me in your robe
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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