NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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