I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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