ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
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