He asked to "fluff my boner.."
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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