Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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