Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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