We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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