If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
How does one acquire holy water?
Randomize
