Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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