I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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