recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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