am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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