sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
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