then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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