Cold hands, warm shart.
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
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