Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Drake has all the answers
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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