Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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