she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
Randomize
