this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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