I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
The feeling are messing with the penis
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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