Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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