I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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