love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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