He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
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