what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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