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508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
barbara walters just said penis...
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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