Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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