is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
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