I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
Randomize
