: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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