After last night, I could never be a politician.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
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