I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
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