I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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