I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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