Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
That reminds me...we need to get swords
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
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