Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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