I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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