I feel like I'm in dance class right now
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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