did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
Randomize
