But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
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