She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Bring me that man meat
Your shirt... Was in my pants
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
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