i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
