why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Randomize
