Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
and i looked up. we had an audience...
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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