rhymes with "ouble enetration"
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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