Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
You smell like stripper and shame
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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